Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Blowjob

I have a secret to tell you. I have been dying to tell a soul about this secret and tonight I will.

Two years ago I dated a guy I met on the Internet, a quite distinctive blogger. Please don’t guess who but I can give you a hint, he doesn’t blog too often nowadays :P . Anyway, we met by accident because I needed some medical counsel and he happened to work in medical line.

Judging from his blog, I can tell that he is an intellectual guy with a broad perspective. From his photos he looked mannish and masculine. After few session or emails followed by series of phone calls, we decided to meet. He drove all the way from the north to meet me. They always said, what you cannot see always deceived you and I totally concur. He was intellect all right but I found him rather..a bit at the soft side. Still, we went out and had fun.

Until it come to the S part. Yes, you guess it right, sex.

He told me he is a virgin and that’s fine by me. I did not want to pop his cherry or anything and never had such thinking in my mind. For the record, we did talk about sex couple of times on the phone but that just it.

And then he told me, he wanted to do it. I was like, no. That would not be right. You can’t just do it like that but he said he had enough of waiting and it’s about time.

In case you are anticipating for some steamy elements, you might be thwarted. I am just going to slash it short and leave the steamy part behind. All I can say was, the size of his dick really shocked me. It looked nothing less like a pencil and I am not bullshitting! It‘s ok actually and I don’t like to go mocking people’s private part just that don’t go telling how long your dick is with some heroic elements added when you know the truth.

That was not the worst part.

He asked for a blowjob. So I gave it to him. But in the middle of the BJ, I felt something warm gushing into my mouth, no it was not his cum. It was his….his.. URINE!

That too was not the worst part.

The worst part was..

I SWALLOWED IT.

11 comments:

JenKin Yat said...

wow..is that a true story? i just love it..LOL

and oh..i pity you..

Weird Dan said...

Swallowed Urine O.o

OMG...

Anonymous said...

good job babe... just kidding...

Nad.is.me. said...

Siutttttttt. Aku tengah makan sakkkk bila baca ni!!!

Hampagassssss. Boleh kasi warning dulu tak lain kali? Hahahaha!!

Btw, u've got a tag lah [see post #96]

PS: Apakah rase air kencing tu ye? *curious curious*

Unknown said...

OMG, it's that real one?

Suzie said...

To Jenkin Yat,
100% true story

To Danielctw.com,

I did. I did.

Suzie said...

To Ggt,
It's a good job all right :P

To Otak Belacan,
It tasted like urine, salty and pungent. Ugh

Suzie said...

To Micheal,
It was! No bullshitting

Nad.is.me. said...

Salty and pungent? Miahaha. Lepas ni kalau u rase air minum mane2 rase mcm air kencing, boleh lah mengaku eh!

Like, "Eh! Rasa cam air kencing sak!"
"Mane kau tau? Kau pernah rase ke air kencing cam ne?"
"Pernah lah wei!"

LOL!!

Suzie said...

To Otak Belacan,
LOL!!!

Ripalo Cal said...

erm...its impossible for a person to actually pee when they are cumming...coz...i dunno hw to say...i jz noe it...coz im a guy.

He's really a stupid virgin right? and..u must be quite close with him since u gave him a BJ on first sight. =\